I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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