Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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