I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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