First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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