summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
