i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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