the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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