question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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