Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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