Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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