I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species