The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?