I need help removing her.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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