why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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