508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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