How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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