just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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