Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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