god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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