ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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