I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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