FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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