i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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My butt remains clenched, sir.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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