i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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