i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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