I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I got inside last night via doggy door
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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