We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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