okay pat passed out under dana's car
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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