So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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