Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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