fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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