Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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