let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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