its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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