yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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