Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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