I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize