In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
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go home
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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