im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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