I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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