Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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