I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
