I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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