bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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