Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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