everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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