I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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