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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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