its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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