I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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