with your own penis?
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Randomize
