You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just invented taco cereal.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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