I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I've blown a few things in my day
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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