Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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