I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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