I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Drunk is not a location!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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