Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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