If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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