I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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