omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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