if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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