Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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