Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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Have fun and good luck.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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