kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
